YouTube Channel?

Recently, one of my readers suggested I do something I never in a million years would have originally considered…
She said, “You should make a YouTube channel called ‘ASK CAT’ or ‘ASK PUSSY CAT’ where people email or tweet you questions about relationships and sex and marriage and shopping and adulting and all kinds of random crap. Then you could create videos replying to them!”
My reply was, “That would be boring as all hell.”
To which she said, “Not if you were a total smartass about it!”

Insert devilish grin here….

So my question is this: Is that something you would want to watch? And furthermore, is it something you’d want to participate in?
If so, comment below with your first question (it can be serious, sarcastic, whatever! The sky’s the limit) and I just might answer it in a video. You can even hashtag it #askingforafriend. I won’t judge. 😉

Looking forward to this new *maybe* project.
Happy Saturday, folks!



Cringe-Worthy Self Exams

This morning, I decided it was a good idea to grab a mirror and check out my vagina.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking… “Catherine, why would you do that to yourself? Why in God’s name would you want to check out your own vagina?”

Curiosity. That’s why.

So there I was, one foot on the dresser, the other on the floor, mirror held precariously between my chunky thighs… and there it was.

My lady cave.

My snatch.

My baby cannon.

And the words that left my lips?


It so did NOT look like it did when I was twenty. That was my first thought, and the most overpowering one.

But then, I realized that it looked pretty damn good for being the welcome banner for two children, one of which was half an ounce away from being a full ten pounds.

So high five, honey pot.

Go me.